function fetch_twitter() {
    $.ajax({
        url: "http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/Gillingham.json?count=15&callback=?",
        dataType: "json",
        success: function(data) {
            $("#twitter_loading").hide();
            twitterCallback2(data);
        },
    });
}
  function twitterCallback2(C) {
        var A = [];
        for (var D = 0; D < C.length; D++) {
            var E = C[D].user.screen_name;
            var B = C[D].text.replace(/((https?|s?ftp|ssh)\:\/\/[^"\s\<\>]*[^.,;'">\:\s\<\>\)\]\!])/g, function (F) {return "<a href=\"" + F + "\">" + F + "</a>";}).replace(/\B@([_a-z0-9]+)/gi, function (F) {return F.charAt(0) + "<a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/" + F.substring(1) + "\">" + F.substring(1) + "</a>";});
            A.push("<li><span>" + B + "</span> <a style=\"font-size:85%\" href=\"http://twitter.com/" + E + "/statuses/" + C[D].id + "\">" + relative_time(C[D].created_at) + "</a></li>");
        }
        document.getElementById("tweets").innerHTML = A.join("");
    }


    function relative_time(C) {
        var B = C.split(" ");
        C = B[1] + " " + B[2] + ", " + B[5] + " " + B[3];
        var A = Date.parse(C);
        var D = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date;
        var E = parseInt((D.getTime() - A) / 1000);
        E = E + D.getTimezoneOffset() * 60;
        if (E < 60) {
            return "less than a minute ago";
        } else {
            if (E < 120) {
                return "about a minute ago";
            } else {
                if (E < 3600) {
                    return parseInt(E / 60).toString() + " minutes ago";
                } else {
                    if (E < 7200) {
                        return "about an hour ago";
                    } else {
                        if (E < 86400) {
                            return "about " + parseInt(E / 3600).toString() + " hours ago";
                        } else {
                            if (E < 172800) {
                                return "1 day ago";
                            } else {
                                return parseInt(E / 86400).toString() + " days ago";
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    }
